i seriously. can’t. handle. it. whenever. a good. series. just. fucking. ends.


I think they’ll probably put that on my gravestone. ‘He Was Heterosexual and Had Low Expectations.’

jennifer lawrence just seems like a tumblr person who made it outside

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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

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Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)

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laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

image

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john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski 

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

My dad just came down to my room with my phone bill in his hand yelling “HOW IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?! YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!!”

(via pizza)


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muppetmolly:

I’ll never stop loving it.

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stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up

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The best moment in tv history

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Elizabeth Gillies and Victoria Justice
Victorious

absentlyabbie:

lebanesepoppyseed:

brogigayo:

didyoublush:

freak-thefreak-out:

Take a Hint- Victoria Justice & Elizabeth Gillies

 YOU ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN IS AND I TOLD YOU IT WAS STOP

So let’s take a moment to talk about how fucking badass this fucking song is.

If you don’t want this song on your dash twice in one day then I just don’t even know how to talk to you.

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